Required reading: 1 page, 1 sentence.
By attending, you acknowledge that the minutes of silence are a vital component of the meeting's success.
Those who do not attend will be subject to the wrath of the meeting planner.
Required reading: 1 page, 1 sentence.
By attending, you acknowledge that the minutes of silence are a vital component of the meeting's success.
Those who do not attend will be subject to the wrath of the meeting planner.
Disclaimer: This is not actually a real meeting, and any resemblance to actual meetings is purely coincidental.