Minute of Silence - That Guy's Hairstyle Problematic

Today's Agenda:

10:00-10:30am: That Guy's hair has become sentient and is now a threat to the meeting's productivity.

10:30-11:00am: The team will attempt to reason with the sentient hair using advanced logic and possibly a Ouija board.

Action Items:

• Call in a hairdresser to sedate the hair.
• Develop a contingency plan in case the hair takes over the world.
• Send a strongly worded letter to the hair, explaining why it's not a good idea to be sentient.

Subpages:

Contingency Planning

Sedation Procedures

Ouija Board Consulting