Decisions Deferred: The Meeting of Unmade Up Minds

Due to an unexpected rain of existential dread, the meeting to discuss the meaning of life has been indefinitely postponed.

Instead, we will be discussing the best way to reorganize the break room fridge.

Agenda:

  1. Break room reorganization: the never-ending debate
  2. The snack budget: a tale of woe and desperation
Committee of the Doomed: where all hope goes to die

Remember, someone left the break room coffee machine on.