Meeting Minutes of Madness

Agenda

1. Inflated Expectations

Someone will probably show up late again. Discuss

2. Pointless Paperwork

Fill out the forms. All of them. Again. Sigh

3. Bureaucratic Red Tape

Get lost in the never-ending maze of pointless meetings. Navigate

4. Unproductive Brainstorming

Someone will suggest a brilliant idea, and then everyone will forget it. Ideas, Ideas, Everywhere!

5. Endless Breaks

Because, you know, we're all really good at procrastination. Procrastinate, Procrastinate, Procrastinate!

6. Mandatory Team-Building

Trust falls, trust walks, and awkward team-building exercises. Bonding, bonding, everywhere!

7. Unending Meetings

Because, you know, we're not done yet. More meetings, more madness!

Remember, these minutes are for your eyes only. Don't tell anyone we said this. Shh... it's a secret