Minutes of Madness Meeting Minutes

Attendees:

• John (The Voice of Reason)
• Jane (The Queen of Chaos)
• Bob (The Guy Who Ate All the Donuts)
• Alice (The Person Who Kept Asking Questions)
• Charlie (The Guy Who Kept Telling Jokes)

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life
• Item 2: Eat all the donuts
• Item 3: Debate the best way to organize the world

Action Items:

• Action Item 1: Call the donut police
• Action Item 2: Start a new world order
• Action Item 3: Have more meetings

Notes:

• John: "We're all going to burn in hell."
• Jane: "No we're not."
• Bob: "I think I just ate the last donut."