February 27, 2023, 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM EST
- The CEO walked in and yelled at us for not making enough memes.
- Someone suggested we start a book club, but it got shut down by the COO.
- We decided to have a foosball table installed in the break room, but it's not happening.
- The IT department was not invited to any meeting for the first time in 5 years.
- Someone ate the last donut in the break room, and it was a travesty.
- The meeting was interrupted by a group of wild raccoons.