Mocha Madness Resolutions Solved
Resolution #123: The Mocha Overload
After months of deliberation, we have finally reached a resolution to the Mocha Overload Crisis of 2023. It appears our team's caffeine intake has finally reached a critical point, causing a chain reaction of productivity and sanity loss.
Key Points:
- Established a strict 2-cup limit per team member per week
- Created a 'Mocha Ombudsman' position to mediate disputes over the last cup
- Set up a 'Mocha Anonymous' support group for those struggling with addiction
This resolution is now live, effective immediately. Any further Mocha-related incidents will be subject to a thorough investigation and possible disciplinary action.
Learn more about our Mocha Ombudsman