Today's Meeting: "The Unproductive Meeting"
Agenda:
- 8:00am - Arrival and awkward small talk
- 8:10am - "What were we supposed to discuss?"
- 8:30am - "I'm sure it'll be fine, just go with it"
- 9:00am - "Who ate all the donuts?"
- 9:30am - "We should have done that last week"
- 10:00am - "See you all next week, same time"
Decisions:
- To have another meeting next Monday
- To blame someone for not having coffee
- To take a 3-hour lunch, because "productivity"