Phase One: The Never-ending Design Problems

Welcome to Phase One of Meetings: The Unproductive Wasteland. Here's your first challenge:

• Design a logo that is not a cat but somehow still conveys the essence of our company's core values (i.e., procrastination, confusion, and mild despair).
• Create a color scheme that is not too bright, but still makes your eyes water after 5 minutes.
• Write a 500-word essay on the meaning of life, but only use words that start with the letter 'q'.

Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds! You'll have 2 weeks to complete these tasks and submit your design portfolio for review. Good luck!

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