What we don't tell you is also a secret.
We're not actually collecting any information about you, but we're not not collecting it either. It's like, uh, we're just, like, totally not collecting it, man.
What we do collect
- We collect your email address, but only if you give it to us in a sealed envelope with a smiley face.
- We collect your browser type and version, but only if you're using one that's older than 2007.
- We collect your favorite food, but only if it's pizza.