Project Update: 2024-02-27

In a shocking twist, our team has managed to make the project deadline, despite our collective incompetence.

Decisions Made Today:

• We will eat all the donuts.
• We will have a meeting about having too many meetings.
• The coffee machine will not be replaced, despite its frequent malfunctions.

Next on the Agenda:

• When will we finally get to the 'actual' project management phase?
• Can we get a team-building activity that doesn't involve trust falls?
• Is it possible to get the CEO to wear pants to a meeting?

Tomorrow's Agenda Meeting Minutes Action Items