Project Update: 2024-02-27
In a shocking twist, our team has managed to make the project deadline, despite our collective incompetence.
Decisions Made Today:
- We will eat all the donuts.
- We will have a meeting about having too many meetings.
- The coffee machine will not be replaced, despite its frequent malfunctions.
Next on the Agenda:
- When will we finally get to the 'actual' project management phase?
- Can we get a team-building activity that doesn't involve trust falls?
- Is it possible to get the CEO to wear pants to a meeting?
Tomorrow's Agenda
Meeting Minutes
Action Items