MEETING AGENDA FOR THE APOCALYPSE
Today's agenda for February 27, 2024
10:00 - 10:30am
Introduction to new intern, Bob. Please do not feed him after 3am, he will try to eat your stapler.
10:30 - 11:15am
Review of quarterly sales projections. We are going to need to sell 100% more widgets to meet our goals.
11:15 - 12:00pm
Demonstrating new software. Please do not ask questions, just pretend to be interested.