Agenda for the Meeting That Will Change the World (but probably won't)

08:00-08:30: Coffee and complaining about the government

Because who doesn't love a good rant about taxes and corruption?

Hyperlinks: Learn more about the art of complaining.

08:30-09:00: Introductions and pointless small talk

Because who doesn't love talking about their cat?

Hyperlinks: Learn more about the thrill of discussing the weather.

09:00-10:30: The actual work stuff

Because we all have to do this eventually.

Hyperlinks: Learn more about the tedium of it all.

Remember, someone has to keep the coffee mug rotation going!

Hyperlinks: Check the coffee pot status.