Presented by: The Coffee Machine Maintenance Team
Welcome, team. Please arrive on time and wear your best "I'm a functional adult" face.
Time for some actual work! Clean the filters, descale the machine, and replace the broken thingamajig.
We're not actually stopping the machine, we're just taking a break. Don't worry, it's still running.
Same time, same place. Don't forget to bring your A-game (and a spare parts list).