The Great Pizza Debate

It has come to the attention of the Pizza Conundrum Committee that the question of who brought pizza to the meeting has become a contentious issue.

A thorough investigation has revealed that there are two main factions:

Team Alpha

Led by the fearless and stalwart, Alpha-1, who claims to have brought a piping hot pie from that new place down the street.

They argue that a good pizza is not just a snack, but an experience, and that the aroma alone is worth the price of admission.

Read Alpha's rebuttal

Team Beta

Represented by the enigmatic and mysterious, Beta-0, who insists that pizza is not just a food, but a symbol of unity and togetherness.

They argue that the true question is not who brought it, but why did we all forget to bring our own snacks?

Read Beta's rebuttal

But what about the sad, limp salad that someone brought?

Or the soda that nobody touched?