Meeting 1: Where the Coffee is Always Weak

Objective: Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and why the copier is jammed again.

Agenda:

• 6:00 - Arrival and awkward small talk
• 6:05 - Review of last week's action items ( still not done)
• 6:20 - Discussion of new project scope (because we love being vague)
• 6:35 - Lunch break (because we need to recharge for more complaining)
• 6:50 - More complaining about the copier
• 7:05 - End meeting, everyone goes home and pretends to be happy