Meeting 101: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do

Chapter 2: The Art of Doing Nothing

You've made it to Chapter 2! Congratulations. You've managed to survive Chapter 1 without too many questions or actually accomplishing anything.

Now, let's talk about the real meat of meeting planning: doing nothing. That's right, folks, in this chapter we'll cover the art of wasting hours, days, weeks, and months on unnecessary meetings.

Here's a brief outline of what you'll learn:

• Chapter 3: The Joy of Regurgitation - Learn how to regurgitate the same old ideas you had last chapter, but with more enthusiasm!
• Appendix: The Meeting-Induced Coma - Discover the secret to falling asleep in meetings without anyone noticing!