MEETING 101: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO NOT GETTING ANYTHING DONE

Subchapter 43: THE ART OF SITTING IN AN EMPTY ROOM FOR 8 HOURS

Meetings. Because who needs productivity?

Step 1: Sit in a cold, empty conference room with 17 chairs.

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  1. Stare at the wall for 7 hours.
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  2. Tap pen on table 3 times.

Optional: Call the IT guy and complain that the projector is on.

Next: Learn the art of passive-aggressive nodding.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous: Take a 3-hour detour to the break room and eat all the free food.