Action Items for Meeting 202: The Unproductive Extravaganza

Today's meeting was a wild success! Here are the action items we managed to fit into our agenda:

Please don't forget to bring your A-game, because we're gonna need it. Or not. Because, let's be real, it's all just a pointless exercise in futility.

See you next time, when we'll probably just end up discussing the same things and achieving nothing!