This meeting has been rescheduled 17 times, but we're finally here. Let's get down to business.
We'll be discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Or, you know, just project timelines and budgets.
Refreshments will be provided, but don't expect anything too fancy. We're keeping it real, like the beige carpet in the conference room.
Agenda:
1. Review of last quarter's performance
2. Introduction to our new "synergy" department
3. Q&A with our new "disruptor" CEO
Subpages:
1. Bob from Accounting
2. Jane from HR
3. John from IT (who's probably not here)