Today's Agenda:
Item 1: Discuss the meaninglessness of life.
Item 2: Debate the merits of beige paint for office walls.
Item 3: Debate the merits of beige paint for office walls (seriously, who thought this was a good idea?).
Item 4: Discuss the importance of proper meeting etiquette.
Item 5: Take a 3-hour break to eat free donuts.