MEETING AGENDA

Project: Project Plan

Item 1: Brainstorming Session with Unpaid Interns

Objective: Generate 50 ideas for new features. Bonus points if they're not completely useless.
Item 2: Discuss the Meaning of Life with the CTO

Duration: 30 minutes. Snack break included. Must wear a suit.
Item 3: Review of the Week's Progress with the Project Manager

Must bring a bottle of wine. Or two. Or three. We're not judging.
Item 4: Debate the Merits of Intranet 2.0

Duration: 2 hours. Must bring a thesaurus.
Item 5: Discuss the Implications of AI on Project Management

Bring your favorite robot friend. Bonus points if it's on a unicycle.