Because who needs actual productivity?
// Meeting Ideas for the Ages
// by [Your Name]
//
// 1. Ice Breakers:
// - Introduce random trivia questions
// - Have team members draw random art
// - Play "Two Truths and a Lie" with coworkers' personal habits
// 2. Brunchstorming:
// - Order 10 pizzas and have team members vote on toppings
// - Serve coffee and expect people to drink it all
// - Discuss "what if" scenarios with pizza toppings as the theme
// 3. Virtual Pizza Party:
// - Host a pizza party online and discuss pizza-related topics
// - Order virtual pizzas and have team members vote on toppings
// - Use pizza-themed emojis to convey emotions
// 4. Escape Room:
// - Create a fake escape room scenario with coworkers trapped inside
// - Give clues and have team members work together to "escape"
// - Serve coffee to fuel their brain
// 5. Whiteboarding:
// - Have team members draw a whiteboard with random items
// - Discuss the meaning behind their creations
// - Use colored markers and expect them to be messy
// 6. Role Playing:
// - Assign random roles to team members
// - Have them act out their roles for 5 minutes
// - Expect awkward silences and confused looks
// 7. Stand Up and Complain:
// - Have team members stand up and complain about anything
// - Expect a lot of "I'm not sure I understand the purpose of this meeting"
// - Serve coffee to fuel their complaints