Meeting Planner 9000: The Ultimate Time-Waster

We're glad you asked for a meeting. Because, honestly, we were just sitting around twiddling our thumbs. This meeting will last exactly 10 minutes, and we'll be discussing the importance of meetings.

Agenda:

1. Introduction to meetings (3 minutes)
2. Why we need more meetings (2 minutes)
3. Why we hate meetings (3 minutes)
4. Conclusion: We'll just wing it (2 minutes)

Subtopics:

• Meeting Fatigue: The Silent Killer
• Meeting Napping Techniques for Success