Meeting Planner: Minute 15 of Despair

Welcome, wretched souls, to the Meeting Planner: Minute 15 of Despair!

We know that time is ticking, and you're already running behind schedule. Don't worry, we've got you covered.

Below, you'll find the agenda for this fateful meeting, carefully crafted to ensure maximum productivity... and maximum despair.

Item 1: The Unnecessary Introduction

A 10-minute discussion on the weather, just to get everyone's juices flowing.

Continue to the 20-Minute Descent

Item 2: The Pointless Poll

A series of 5-minute polls to gauge the room's opinions on completely irrelevant topics.

Proceed to the 30-Minute Time-Waster

Item 3: The Endless Discussion

A 30-minute debate on the meaning of life, or perhaps just the meaning of the meeting.

Escape to the 45-Minute Escape

Remember, time is money, and you're wasting yours by reading this.

Back to Project Management: Minute 45 of Despair Or, if you dare, to the 45-Minute Project Management