Project Status: In Progress (But Not Really)

As of today, we are still trying to figure out what we're building, let alone why.

Key Objectives:

• Build something that will inevitably be cancelled
• Meet a deadline that's been moved 12 times already
• Accommodate the creative genius of our team leader (a.k.a. "The Visionary")

Project Goals | Team Members | Meeting Schedule

Upcoming Meetings:

• Today's Meeting: "The Pointless Agenda"
• Tomorrow's Meeting: "The Unnecessary Status Update"

Project Metrics:

• Hours Worked: 37 (but who's counting?)
• Hours Spent on YouTube: 12.5 (and counting)