Because meetings are the lifeblood of productivity, or so we've heard.
Project: "Retro Revival" - A 70s-themed team-building exercise in nostalgia.
Objective: Eat a whole pizza by yourself, then pretend it's a team-building activity.
Agenda:
Minutes to Minute - Discuss the meaning of life, one minute at a time.
Second to Last - Debate the merits of vinyl records vs. cassette tapes.
Last but Not Least - The thrilling conclusion to our meeting.