Sprint 3 Report: A Masterclass in Productivity

**Objective:**

We aimed to deliver 17 bugs and 5 features, but somehow, we managed to deliver 12 bugs and 7 features. We are not sure what happened, but we are taking it as a compliment.

**Key Achievements:**

• We managed to make our developers work 12 extra hours this week. We are proud.
• We discovered that our project manager's favorite coffee mug is actually a vase.
• We found out that our team's favorite phrase is "That's a nice-to-have, not a must-have."

**Challenges:**

• Our project manager's favorite phrase is still "It's not ready yet.".
• Someone forgot to order pizza for the team lunch, and now we are all sad.
• Our team's favorite meme has finally reached its 4-week limit on Reddit. Good times.

**Next Steps:**

We will be having another meeting next week to discuss how we can make this process more efficient. Or not.

**Related Pages:**

Sprint 4 Report: The Never-Ending Story

Team Bonding: A Series of Unfortunate Events