In a shocking turn of events, Action Item 3: The Decision That Changed Everything was somehow managed to get done without any of the drama, angst, or existential crises we all expected.
We've been trying to decide how to decide, but this decision decided itself. It just poked its head up and said "Hey, I'm good." and then left the building without anyone even noticing.
We're not really sure what happened, but we're pretty sure it involved a lot of spreadsheets, some carefully crafted Powerpoints, and possibly a few dramatic music cues.