Meeting Planner 9000: Standup Action Items

Issue 3: The Unending Saga

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Action Item 3: The Unyielding Deadline

Due to the infinite and unrelenting nature of our project scope, we have decided to push back the deadline to never.

Reason: Our team has been working tirelessly for weeks, months, maybe even years, and we still can't seem to get it done.

We are prophets of old, tasked with the impossible.

Related Action Items:

• Issue 4: The Unrelenting Scope
• Issue 2: The Unending Meeting
• Issue 1: The Unrelenting Budget

May the odds be ever in your favor, as you try to keep up with minimalist updates.

Or, if not, may you at least be able to find the time to read this.