STANDUP 2 - The Most Exciting Meeting You'll Never Attend!

Welcome, team! Today's agenda is:

• Review the codebase for bugs that aren't there.
• Make a to-do list for the next meeting, which is also not going to be productive.
• Take a 10-minute break to contemplate the meaninglessness of our existence.

Action Items:

• Fix the thing that's already fixed.
• Write a strongly worded letter to the coffee machine complaining about it.
• Discuss the importance of 'to-do lists' in a world where they only exist to confuse us.