STANDUP 2 - The Most Exciting Meeting You'll Never Attend!
Welcome, team! Today's agenda is:
- Review the codebase for bugs that aren't there.
- Make a to-do list for the next meeting, which is also not going to be productive.
- Take a 10-minute break to contemplate the meaninglessness of our existence.
Action Items:
- Fix the thing that's already fixed.
- Write a strongly worded letter to the coffee machine complaining about it.
- Discuss the importance of 'to-do lists' in a world where they only exist to confuse us.
Go to the Break Room
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