Backburner Tasks: Where Procrastination Meets Productivity

Because who needs deadlines when you can just wing it?

Project Status:

Project "Sisyphus" - 90% complete, 90% on schedule (just kidding!)

Next Meeting:

What Happened Last Week? - Because apparently, it's not like we have meeting notes or anything.

Who's In Charge? - Because that's always a mystery.

Backburner Tasks:

Coffin Dots for the Backburner - A crucial project necessity.

Dust Bunnies for the Ventilation System - Because who needs clean air?

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