We're not going to talk about the project timeline, because we're still trying to figure out what that even means.
We will, however, spend an hour discussing the importance of proper meeting etiquette, because apparently, someone left their cat at home.
Roadmap Rodeo - 2:30 PM
Project Breakdown - 4:00 PM
Remember, it's okay to say no to meetings. In fact, it's more than okay. It's a right.
When someone asks you to attend a meeting, simply respond with a firm, "No, I will not be attending."
Or, if you're feeling extra bold, "I will not be attending, and I will not be attending, and I will not be attending." Repeat as necessary.
This meeting is not actually happening. It's all just a ruse, a ploy to get you to do more work.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Meetings: because who needs productivity, anyway?Escape