Yesterday, I was doing nothing. Literally. I was just sitting here, staring blankly into space, wondering why I'm here. I've been working on a top-secret project, but it's not like it's going anywhere. It's just a bunch of code, scattered across 12 tabs, with a few cat videos open in the background for inspiration.
I also spent some time reading the company's employee handbook, just to see what I could learn from it. Turns out, it's all about "synergy" and "disrupting the status quo." I'm not sure what it means, but I'm pretty sure it's going to change the world. Or at least my world.
Next meeting: "Project: "The Never-Ending To-Do List" - come prepared to learn how to prioritize!