Standup Prep: The Agony and the Ecstasy
Welcome, wretched soul, to the meeting that never ends, where the minutes tick by, like hours in a meeting.
Prepare for the existential crisis that is the daily standup, where you'll be forced to confront the crushing despair of your own project's progress.
But fear not, for we have created the Standup Prep Guide, a tome of ancient wisdom gathered from the depths of corporate purgatory.
With this guide, you'll learn the dark arts of:
- How to fake enthusiasm for the past 2 weeks' progress
- How to project 3 months ahead, without actually knowing what you're doing
- How to blame the project delays on someone, anyone, else
So, don't be late! Click the link below to start your journey into the heart of madness!
Begin the Descent into Madness