Weekly Standup

Meeting Planner

Project Management: The Art of Pretending To Be Busy

   Welcome, comrades, to the weekly standup. Where we pretend to be productive while secretly browsing cat videos on our workstations. Today's agenda:

• Task: Pretend to be working
• Progress: 50%
• Blockers: None, just this meeting that I'm stuck in
• Help needed: Someone, please explain why the coffee machine is broken again
• Task: Meeting notes
• Progress: 100%, just kidding
• Blockers: My attention span
• Help needed: A straitjacket

And remember, folks, the most important task is to appear busy. So, let's all nod and make supportive noises while secretly playing solitaire.