A Sprint Review: Because We're Clearly Not Done Yet

A Sprint Review: the meeting where you pretend to be productive, but actually, you're just pretending.

A time-boxed, task-focused, and utterly exhausting session where you discuss what you didn't finish, why you didn't finish, and how you'll pretend to finish next time.

Agenda:

• Review the things we didn't finish last sprint
• Discuss the reasons we didn't finish the things we didn't finish
• Plan the things we'll finish next sprint
• Laugh maniacally about how we'll never finish anything

Key Takeaways:

1. We're clearly not done yet.

2. The coffee machine is still broken.

3. We'll finish it all by next week, or maybe next year.

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