Project Review Meeting: Deadline Sprint
Today is the day we all dread: Project Review Meeting. Where the team gathers to dissect the remains of our failed attempts at productivity.
Meeting Notes
Where we scribble our deepest fears, hopes, and despair in the dark recesses of our collective notebook.
Deadline Sprint
Where we frantically type away, fueled by coffee and the promise of a 2% chance of meeting the deadline.
Feature Requests
Where we beg for mercy, pleading to add just one more feature, because, why not?
Action Items:
- Meet the Deadline: 50% chance of success
- Beg for more time: guaranteed 100% chance of failure
- Call in sick: 0% chance of success, but hey, at least we get to go home early
Agenda:
- 9:00 AM: Arrival of coffee and despair
- 10:00 AM: Project Review Meeting begins
- 12:00 PM: Lunchtime, where we all pretend to eat
- 1:00 PM: Deadline Sprint commences, fueled by desperation and hope
- 5:00 PM: We all go home, still broke and still broke in spirit