MEETING OF THE UNEMPLOYED

January 2, 2024 - 11:00 AM

In this meeting, we will be discussing ways to survive on ramen noodles for an extended period. Topics will include: "Is it too early for ramen for breakfast?", "Ramen recipes for the apocalypse", and "The benefits of using a ramen noodle as a makeshift drumstick."

1. "The Great Ramen Heist: A Tale of Theft and Deception"
2. "Ramen Noodle Diplomacy: A Guide to Negotiating with Your Landlord for More Ramen"
3. "The Ramen Noodle Economy: A Study on the Effects of Excessive Ramen Consumption on Society"