Project Schedule for March 21st, 2024: prophets and pitfalls

Prophesy Actuals Outcome
10:00 AM - Arrival of free donuts 11:00 AM - Meeting with the coffee machine The coffee machine was on strike Outcome: Coffee-fueled productivity plummeted
12:00 PM - Lunch with Bob Bob ate the entire catering budget Outcome: Bob now owns a timeshare in Boca Raton
3:00 PM - The Great Code Refactoring We just copy-pasted the whole codebase Outcome: Code quality slightly worse, but team morale slightly higher
5:00 PM - The Unexpected Departure of Dave Dave quit to start his own line of artisanal jam-making Outcome: Team morale plummeted, but jam sales through the roof

See also: March 20th, 2024: The day the coffee machine learned to make memes March 22nd, 2024: The Great Paperclip Purge