| Prophesy | Actuals | Outcome | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10:00 AM - Arrival of free donuts | 11:00 AM - Meeting with the coffee machine | The coffee machine was on strike | Outcome: Coffee-fueled productivity plummeted |
| 12:00 PM - Lunch with Bob | Bob ate the entire catering budget | Outcome: Bob now owns a timeshare in Boca Raton | |
| 3:00 PM - The Great Code Refactoring | We just copy-pasted the whole codebase | Outcome: Code quality slightly worse, but team morale slightly higher | |
| 5:00 PM - The Unexpected Departure of Dave | Dave quit to start his own line of artisanal jam-making | Outcome: Team morale plummeted, but jam sales through the roof |
See also: March 20th, 2024: The day the coffee machine learned to make memes March 22nd, 2024: The Great Paperclip Purge