Reorder the Bizarre Menu

For the discerning pan-seared Saturnian sausage connoisseur, we present...

Our chefs have crafted a selection of outlandish options for the most adventurous eaters:

Warning: Consuming these items may cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or an unrelenting urge to watch cat videos.

(Note: The above content is a satirical parody of a fictional menu item, not an actual menu. Please don't try this at home.)