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Mix 2 cups of mayonnaise, 1 cup of ketchup, and a pinch of unicorn tears. Stir clockwise for 7 minutes while whispering "I love you" to the sauce.
Back to Splatter FormulasMix 1 onion, 1 cup of olive oil, and the tears of a thousand sad accountants. Stir counterclockwise for 13 minutes while whispering "I hate you" to the sauce.
Back to Splatter FormulasMix 1 cup of hot sauce, 1 cup of cream cheese, and a dash of nuclear reactor waste. Stir in a figure 8 pattern for 11 minutes while whispering "I'll never tell" to the sauce.
Back to Splatter Formulas