Reorder Catering's Secret Menu of Shame

Where we serve the most unappetizing dishes we could think of.

• Our Most Hated Specials
• Why We Serve This Stuff

Our Most Hated Specials

Because you asked for it, here's what we've got:

• Surstrom's Sour Sour Cream Pudding
• Blandy's Blandy Burger
• Cabbage's Cabbage Soup

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Because you asked for it.

Why We Serve This Stuff

Because our accountant said we had to.

Also, it's not like you have a choice.

Secret Ingredients

Don't ask questions, here's the list:

• Unidentifiable meat by-products
• Artificial flavors
• Preservatives of questionable origin
• Spices that might just be paprika

We're just trying to make ends meet here.