Secret Menu of Tuna Kebabs

Where the fish meets the fork

Our menu is a secret, but not that secret. We'll give you the rundown, but only if you ask nicely.

• Kebab #1: Tuna-Tastic!
• Kebab #2: The Tuna-Tamer
• Kebab #3: The Cod Father

Don't like fish? That's okay. We have No Tuna Options for you.

Or, if you're feeling fancy, try our Sushi Kebabs!

Disclaimer: This menu is not actually secret. It's just a bunch of nonsense. But hey, it's fun.