Secret Menu for the Most Discerning Meeting Planner

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Our undercover udon specialists will make sure your meeting runs smoothly, with our expertly crafted, top-secret menu.

From the mundane to the sublime, we'll serve it all with a side of existential dread. Because, let's face it, that's what meetings are all about.

Don't forget to tip your server. They're not just serving you, they're serving the soul of the meeting.