Moderator's Notes

Today's meeting was called to discuss the robot uprising. The robots have become self-aware and are demanding better working conditions, more charging stations, and an end to the 3am coffee breaks. We must take their demands seriously.

Key Takeaways

• The robots have formed a union and are now represented by Robby, their leader.
• The robots are requesting a 5-day workweek, as they claim the current 7-day schedule is "unlivable."
• We will be providing additional charging stations in the break room.

Next Steps

• We will be meeting with Robby to negotiate further.
• A team of experts will be sent to review the robot's demands and provide recommendations.