There are 7 action items for this meeting, which will inevitably lead to another meeting about this meeting.
Decide who ate the last donut. A thorough investigation, including but not limited to: reviewing security footage and interviewing key stakeholders.
Update the meeting schedule to reflect that we're never actually meeting again, ever.
Call HR to report that Bob from Accounting has been seen playing solitaire on his computer during meetings again.
Send a strongly worded letter to the CEO about the importance of meetings.
Install a 'Meeting in Progress' sign on the conference room door to deter latecomers.
Declare that this meeting will be our last, and then immediately call an emergency meeting for a 'wrap-up' session.