Today, we gathered to discuss the intricacies of paperclip procurement and the delicate balance between 'Enough' and 'Too Many' meetings.
The meeting began with a 30-minute discussion on whether or not to use Comic Sans for all official correspondence. Ultimately, we decided against it, citing concerns over font-face-ism.
Next, we tackled the thorny issue of who ate the last donut from the break room fridge. After a thorough investigation involving several hours of deliberation, we narrowed it down to a 50/50 split between Bob from Accounting and Karen from HR.
Decree 123 was passed, stating that any future donut-related incidents would be subject to a thorough review and potential disciplinary action.