Attendance:

Attendee 123 (You): Present
Attendee 456: Late ( Arrived 10 minutes after the meeting started)
Attendee 789: Absent (Said they were abducted by aliens, but actually just went to the bathroom)

Agenda:

9:00am - 9:30am: Everyone sat around looking at each other
9:30am - 10:00am: Discussion of the meaning of life
10:00am - 10:30am: Break for snacks (Attendee 123 brought a bag of Cheetos, but it was just for themselves)
10:30am - 11:00am: Conclusion: We should have had more Cheetos