TODAY'S MEETING: February 28, 2024

AGENDA

9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: "Caffeine Overload"

Discuss the existential implications of consuming too much coffee.

9:30 AM - 10:30 AM: "Tentative Decisions"

Put off making actual decisions for 30 minutes to see if the universe will make itself clear.

10:30 AM - 11:30 AM: "Unanimous Agreements"

Agree on something, anything, just to move the meeting along.

Save these minutes for posterity!